Post by Leelee on Nov 25, 2014 2:04:14 GMT
[[AUTHOR'S NOTE: I am posting this because I want to keep a record of everything that this particular character does both positive and negative. ^_^ If it is noticed then yay! If not? Meh...doesn't really bother me that much at all. Adult content will be blurred over with censorship and consideration with a brief flashback of what happened with who. That's about it. ^_^ Enjoy!]]
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(18:58:30 )
-:: Why so Serious? ::-
LENA CARTER
With the first link the chain is forged.
The first speech censored, first thought forbidden.
The first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.
somewhere in streets of Birmingham says to ALL:
They sat that a happy ending can't come in the beginning of a story. But then, what if there aren't any happy endings at all? Does anything really end? Hi! My name is Lena. These are of course my thoughts and you can't actually hear them but I like to pretend that someone can....Yeeeaaahh...because that didn't sound creepy or psychotic at all. ...Anyway... I just moved here. I rented out a flat. (I still can't believe that's what they call apartments here!). So far so good. This isn't really my first trip to England bt it is my first to Birmingham. Last time I was in the area there were plenty of rumors and stories by locals to tweak the hell out of my fancy. Nosferatu and werewolves, ancient curses and of course everyone loves a good ghost story. I guess that's what brought me back. This time of course I came prepared and will record them all. I mean what's wrong with a little field work inspiration for the next upcoming game? People want them to be relateable. That's right I said game. Shush...no I'm not telling you which one. That's cheating! ....at least it would be if this wasn't a monologue in my head. I really-REALLY need to start writing this down.
“Oookkay then...”
Paper and stapler in hand, Lena started what she could actually call a semi-epic journey with the flyers that had yet to be distributed through the nearby areas. There wasn't really much to the messages she had so lovingly created with the whole ten minutes she had spare after lunch. It was about as simple as they came.
[-WANTED- Escort for the week. Will pay $$$ for accepted candidate. Flexible schedule. Must be open minded and available for weird hours. -UrbanLyon@xaviers.org- XXX-XXX-3795 -]
It had her cell number and her e-ail but wasn't really all that detailed otherwise and that was the part that really kept things interesting. Wistfully she blew her ebony bangs from her eyes and drew her hood up on the Nightmare before Christmas Hoodie that was strategically hidden under her coat. Winter may not be as cold as she felt it was back home, but it was still nippy. Blowing out a steamy chilled breath, she smiled to herself and continued on her journey one flyer at a time. Someone eventually would call and if they didn't? Well it was their loss really. If knocking someone up over here meant to call on them again, then surely to escort meant to show around. Logic....she's doing it wrong.
”Now where was that----”
There was a slight pause as she gazed at an odd looking club as her train of thought...loud thought was conveniently derailed. Shaking her head she pondered the chances of anyone seeing her message to begin with and crouched to slide one of her flyers under the door the best she could. If they stepped on it then they would have to look at it. When it came to marketing, she wasn't that bad as long as it was social media advertising. Most door to door deliveries were out of her normal range and she knew it. Heck, she would be the first to admit it. Walking around handing out flyers wasn't exactly her first choice ...but....the internet didn't get hooked up until tomorrow and that would make this a necessary evil to deal with. Without giving the place a second thought, Lena moved on to her next victim...an empty cork board full of other flyers. Some adds were old and some were semi-worn from the weather and one or two were new. Pressing the stapler to the paper and facing the board she waited for the distinctive click of it securing itself, before moving on. This process really was going t go on for a while.
(18:59:22 )
-:: Why so Serious? ::-
LENA CARTER
With the first link the chain is forged.
The first speech censored, first thought forbidden.
The first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.
somewhere in streets of Birmingham says to ALL:
Some time later...
Now there were a few things that could happen at this point. The first was that she could go home after an hour or so of handing out her flyers and looking for text messages that would never-ever come. A watched cell never texts. ...Any-who. Or she could take some time and see what all there was to do with what remained of her day/night...whatever. Sometimes there is no excuse and other times there is just that foolish whim to do something childish and fun just to see how people react. Heading towards what sort of looked like a good place to be, Lena grinned as a wild thought sparked her interest.
"Humn.....”
Now she had an idea. It was a wonderful idea. Well, okay maybe not but it would amuse her for a while. Humming the tune 'do you wanna build a snowman' to herself, she crouched down beside a building and started molding mini snowmen out of what snow had fallen. Each one looked ridiculous and a little like Olaf without the nose of course. They wobbled and fell over and looked a mess. Had she found enough space she would have done bigger projects but for now she was procrastinating. Making light of of an absolutely silly situation. The problem with most people was that they took life far too seriously. Lena didn't of course. She took her job seriously and her personal life when she had anything that looked like a social life but escapism and imagination walked hand in hand and that was why she was here really. Sometimes the best way to find inspiration was to think outside of the proverbial box. Or in this case outside of her country. Was it bad that she was a bit eccentric? As far as Lena was concerned, if you didn't have a god sense of humor you were better off dead....unless you were already dead..then she really didn't know where that classification fell. Once again her mind was wandering without the rest of her common sense that was already screaming that when she tried to stand up straight, that she would fall right over because her legs would be stiff and half asleep from crouching in the first place. As she stood she stumbled slightly forward and had to balance for a moment while her legs tingled all the way up to her butt. Wobbly, she refused to move while the circulation.
”Oooowwwee...”
A groan escaped her ruby lips as she looked at the wall embarrassed and yet grateful that no one had seen her....well okay maybe no one who mattered. It was an awkward position to be in, luckily enough though she was in warm clothing and started to feel that all too familiar pain of the circulation returning to where it needed to be. A shudder ran through her as her eye twitched with another familiar feeling.
”Ohhh crap....gotta pee.”
(20:20:31 )
| cognitio es potestas |
W A R R I C K
| Clan Tremere : Elder |
| Birmingham By Night : Imagine Chat |
In one of the large city center shopping centers says to ALL: -Warrick was newly arrived in Birmingham. It was his first visit to the metropolis in five centuries should one be counting. His first evening had been spent exploring and reacquainting himself with Birmingham itself: much of the city had naturally changed in the centuries since his last visit. Anywho...Warrick had decided to peruse some of the more, exotic shops of the area. Rarely...the humans had a tome of actually significance and thus Warrick made his way into the small bookstore.-
(20:43:41 )
-:: Why so Serious? ::-
LENA CARTER
With the first link the chain is forged.
The first speech censored, first thought forbidden.
The first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.
In one of the large city center shopping centers says to ALL: Gotta pee!....Gotta pee!...Gotta pee!.... Lena's mind raced with the ever nagging dilemma that was far from nice to deal with. Not much would have an open bathroom but she had already been playing in the store in front of the bookstore so she supposed that was as good as anything else. She had managed to get most of the feeling back in her legs even if they did tingle like crazy and she was still struggling with walking straight. “Owe—owe—owe.” It was on pins and needles that the feeling could be accurately described to anyone who hadn't felt it before. Doubtful...but hey there were first times for everything! The thought of this didn't last very long as she checked first to make sure it was open and opened the door. The soft jangle of the bells tuned her arrival as the teller looked up at her bewildered embarrassed expression. Lena walked as quickly as her feet would carry her over to the counter. Color flared in her pale cheeks. ”Please—need the bathroom??” The look of confusion was enough for her to want to bang her head off the counter for her stupidity and it deemed correcting as soon as possible. “I have to pee. Please!” The man laughed at the obviously uncomfortable situation and it did nothing to help with anything. She wanted to kick him. Kick him right in the shins and pee on his shoes. Yes that sounded like a perfectly logical thing to do. [Shop Teller] “You'll need to buy something first.” Lena rolled her eyes and groaned. Yep...definitely wanted to kick him. Right in the pants after she had kicked him in the shins. It was very plausible at this point. Running her hand through her hair she quickly grabbed a magazine close to the counter, fished out her debit card and waited. She didn't even look at what she was buying and yet at this point she didn't care. ”Then I'll take this. Good enough right?” The teller nodded as he rung up the purchase. It was pretty clear that she had been paying no attention at all to the topic on the cover. As soon as the purchase went through she was pointed off in the direction of the lou and ran for it just in time......the rest was music ...relieve self...wash hands and then at the last minute realize what she had bought and groan with an indignant sound of someone who really did feel like an idiot.
When she came out she felt better...refreshed but ultimately really stupid. She had yet to notice anyone she had passed or anything other than her first really silly purchase of the day. Was it going to be used as Hamster bedding? Well maybe if she actually had one. She looked at the lewd cover of what was clearly a porno magazine and shook her head. “Go figure...that's what I get for building snowmen.”
(20:51:57 )
In His Name I Do Serve
.: And Thus I clothe my Naked Villainy:.
.:With Old Odd Ends Stolen forth from Holy Writ:.
.:And Seem a Saint when most I Play the Devil:.
In one of the large city center shopping centers says to ALL: *And what might you ask, what is a Priest of the Holy Vatican doing out in the middle of England, especially in the middle of winter? Why, shopping around the little outdoor market thing they got set up, of course. He did adore sweets, and back home it was all about abstinence, so getting them there was like trying to catch a piece of ass. It just didn’t happen. What, did that surprise you? He was a Priest, but he sure as hell wasn’t dead, not yet anyways. Besides, when you see half of what he has seen, sometimes the only way to blot out the horror is between a set of lovely breasts. After all, you can go a looooooong way without coitus, and as far as he was concerned that was good enough for him. Tail was the last thing on his mind tonight though, he was tired and rough worn, and the highlight of the day so far was the solid dark chocolate he was gnawing on as he walked. He got called in because there were things going on here that, according the Vatican, were…. Of enough notice to call out one of his sect. Few and far between in this modern era, Exorcists were like… Like…. Well there weren’t enough of them to make a proper reference. Of course, with the rise in these new movies more of the younger people were coming into the field, and that meant that he had more time to focus on his passions rather than traveling around the world. He didn’t look forward to his job here, someone apparently was in the clutches of a rather nasty demon, and the reason he was here was to ascertain if it was true or not. If it was, then it would be up to him to expel said demon, and if not then to make sure the person in question got the proper care. After all, speaking one of the dead languages was one thing, but doing it before having projectile blood like vomit was another… He was just… Well a little glad that he didn’t have to wear the habits that some of his brothers did, getting that crap out of some of those cotton blends was impossible, where as with his leather at least it was just a wet wipe. He walked into a near by store, seeing a few different people in it, one of them instantly put him off while the other was just… Meh. She was pretty enough, but he hadn’t been temped that way since he took his last and final vows, so she was safe from him for now. When he came by the counter and saw what she had gotten, oh he couldn’t help himself, and decided a bit of trolling of the local masses was just what he needed. He came up beside her where she could clearly see the white square of his collar, marking him for the church, reaching out to pick up her nudie mag and flipping to the center fold.*”My dear lost lamb, how far have you strayed from the path of Light, to be so familiar with the pictures of the Devils flesh!”*He said so solemly, so firmly, so very… Catholic. He would tuck the magazine under his arm after a moment, and just look at her as though he was going to give her a lecture… A long… involved…. Richly detailed lecture of the sins of the flesh.*
(21:00:37 )
| cognitio es potestas |
W A R R I C K
| Clan Tremere : Elder |
| Birmingham By Night : Imagine Chat |
In one of the large city center shopping centers says to -:: Why so Serious? ::: -Warrick had been scouring an obscure shelf off to the side and back of the store when you affected your entrance. The vampire did not initial divert his attention from his perusing, but when you made your way to the counter and made your little plea to the employee, Warrick afforded you a single glance. He held you in that cerulean gaze for a matter of seconds. Your rather comedic entrance sparked the slightest bit of amusement; a rarity for Warrick. He turned his attention back to the shelf and the books resting there: He removed a particularly ragged leather bound volume from the shelf. Warrick cast his gaze over the tattered tome before thumbing through the first few pages. The vampire turned with the obviously old book in hand and moved in the direction of the counter and you. He held the book underneath his left arm and the sound of the mahogany walking stick that he held in his right hand as it tapped the floor with each step he made echoed throughout the store. Warrick slid the book onto the counter and spoke in that voice which could only be described as regal. "I'LL TAKE THIS ONE." He allowed his gaze to drift to you after speaking to the clerk and to the magazine that you had in hand. He brought that azure gaze to rest on your face.-"Mother nature and selecting reading material don't seem to mix, do they?"-Yes..your urgent entrance had somewhat amused the vampire: his query evidence to that fact. Warrick positioned the ebon walking stick underneath his arm as he drew money from his jacket pocket and gave it to the store clerk to pay for the book. -
(21:10:12 )
| cognitio es potestas |
W A R R I C K
| Clan Tremere : Elder |
| Birmingham By Night : Imagine Chat |
In one of the large city center shopping centers says to In His Name I Do Serve.:: [my apologies. i didn't see your post. -tacks this on-]-You, Warrick had largely ignored. He had noticed the white collar that you sported and even the not so bright would know exactly what you were so, for now he ignored you. He did however hear your comment to the girl to whom he too had directed a less dire comment, and raised a brow at the obviousness of your statement. You having proved yourself an consummate servant of your religion.
(21:12:28 )
-:: Why so Serious? ::-
LENA CARTER
With the first link the chain is forged.
The first speech censored, first thought forbidden.
The first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.
In one of the large city center shopping centers says to ALL: For a moment Lena had hoped that her little purchase had been safe and she could just dispose of it later, however that would have just been too easy now wouldn't it? There was both embarrassment as well as that instant urge to pop whatever had taken what she had bought and thwap them on the nose with it. First assessment needed a double take. So she did just that. She eyed the priest or what she could swear was a priest....they did actually walk around like normal people right? Quirking a well curved eyebrow she regarded him as a casual pain in the ass and nothing more. It wasn't so much that he took the magazine or that she even wanted it for that matter...it was that she had already paid for the damn thing and he looked far too close to lecturing her for it of all things. “Now look here Reverend Lovejoy, Snow White had to pee and in order to do so had to purchase something to use the hallowed halls of relief in this store.” Lena had a weee bit of an authority problem. Taking a deep breath and letting it out slowly, she turned to the other man who was purchasing something instead of thinking of further insults to say to the man of the cloth who was just clearly doing what he felt was nessicary. Ugh...holy guys were a royal pain in the...anyway. She moved on from that though to address the question.
Looking over at the older man she had to bite her tonge....Santa Claus looked awefull skinny for this time of year! Maybe it was just the fact that she was getting tired or that she hadn't really eaten or that she had just wasted roughly 5 pounds on a magazine she had absolutely no ...well okay maybe not no interest in but still it was the principle of the topic! “ I don't know, maybe I wanted to read the articles about--” She looked again at the Priest and impulsively reached over to try to peek at the topic on the cover. Her expression grew annoyed as she shok her head defeated. “....yeah no...didn't want t read that either.”
| cognitio es potestas |
W A R R I C K
| Clan Tremere : Elder |
| Birmingham By Night : Imagine Chat |
In one of the large city center shopping centers says to -:: Why so Serious? ::: -Warrick avoided your discourse with the man of the cloth, entirely. Not out of fear mind you. No..Warrick simply had no use for such sheep and as such you would be the sole recipient of his attention for now. He gave another glance to the magazine. He skimmed the various topics written there and then when you spoke, he brought his gaze back to you.-"Probably a wise decision, indeed."-Again, that voice would come forth and sound just as regal as before. The clerk finished bagging the book that he had purchased and handed the bag to Warrick. He took the walking stick from underneath his arm and allowed the bottom of the mahogany stick to tap the ground.-"Well..nonetheless, enjoy your....reading."-With that, Warrick turned and moved towards the door. The tapping sound made when the ebon cane struck the floor sounded almost melodic; each tap a different note in some unknown song.-
(22:11:56 )
In His Name I Do Serve
.: And Thus I clothe my Naked Villainy:.
.:With Old Odd Ends Stolen forth from Holy Writ:.
.:And Seem a Saint when most I Play the Devil:.
In one of the large city center shopping centers says to ALL: *Leave it to his thrice fucked luck to end up in a store with something funky, and something kinda cute, and neither of which was he really in the mood for. A piece of ass always settled him after a long flight, but for some reason, taking those last vows and ploughing a pretty field just didn’t mesh as well as they used to. As for the other one, for all appearances he just appeared to be a regular male, old enough to fart baby powder, but seemingly harmless. Still, he had a nasty feeling coming off of this guy, somewhere between the lines of a doctor taking too long on a rectal exam and waking up in a tub of ice. Either way, it wasn’t freaking enjoyable, so he ignored him just as he was being ignored. Besides, the girl was a whole lot funnier to tease, hearing her get her dander up was as much amusement as he had had all year. Now, some Priests would have lectured her on her language, others would have remained calm and impassive. He was no regular priest though, and he was far too damned young to be such a stick in the mud, and so his reply was something unique to him.*”Now now, don’t get your panties in a twist, would get me in all sorts of trouble and I couldn’t even enjoy it! You ever wonder why so many Priests still choose those long black robes? It’s because we hide nudies like these in them and beat off in the confessional. Just because I wear my collar backwards doesn’t mean I don’t have a dick you know, I just can’t use it, religiously speaking.”*He said all of that just so very blunt and matter of fact, with the straightest face in the entire world, almost serene like the Madonna. When the older gentleman came over and the girl tried to cover, he tucked it under his arm and eyed the older man down, his own golden eyes never blinking.*”She was going to read it for the jokes, you know Hustler and Playboy have the best you know, and there is nothing better in a new town than a joke you can share to break the Ice. I find them incredibly useful in general, they are great for entertainment, and if someone is being a prude, you can always pull it out and make them leave in stilted awkwardness.”*Again, entirely blunt faced as he turned to the counter and ordered a pack of Djarum Special Blend, his face almost in rapture as he bought them and peeled off the plastic to smell the clove cigarettes inside. Oh he loved these fucking bastards. Another pleasure denied at the Vatican. He would wink at the girl before he would give the old man another look, one that wasn’t exactly threatening, but a whole lot closer than a normal man would have looked at him.* ”By the way, thanks for the magazine, I’ll say a couple of hail Mary’s for you… Course, I’ll do a rosary if you show me your rack.”*Was he teasing or was he serious? Who the hell knew with him half the time. He stood outside and lit up the clove, that sweet heavy smell like an orgasm to his senses as it mixed with the cold night air, rich with it’s own special aromas.*
22:31:49 )
-:: Why so Serious? ::-
LENA CARTER
With the first link the chain is forged.
The first speech censored, first thought forbidden.
The first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.
In one of the large city center shopping centers says to In His Name I Do Serve.:: Some moments were worthy of a face-palm and this was one of them. There had to be jokes for this somewhere. A priest, an old man and a geek walk into a book store....yeah that would not be all that appropriate to start on now. The end of the punch line would be brutal. Not really as bad as all the blonde jokes she had heard over the years but still pretty freaking bad! So this was where her mind tended to wander when faced with any real kind of confrontation. She either became defensive and sarcastic or zoned out completely and looked much like a stone statue. That was fun. Do you realize how hard it is for an Otaku to move once they have been overwhelmed?...No?....Better read Jellyfish Princess then. You'll get the reference. It wasn't like she would turn to stone but she would shut down a little and go into turtle mode. Most would be lucky if they heard from her again in a few days. Well this was the opposite effect. She was being creative and sarcastic in the face of danger! .... Not that she was even in any danger but again this was her mind going in funny circles. You do know that this is about to become a running joke right?....*ahem*...it wouldn't do much anyway since the older guy with the pimp stick left.
That response from the priest left her incredibly baffled. There were no other words for it than what she had just thought. At first she had thought he was just being a stick deep in the mud but that one comment was enough to get her to crack a smile. She had to cover her mouth to stop the laughter that just erupted. How could anyone say that with a straight face? That was a whole new level of epic awesome and not something she would have expected at all! ”Buwahahaha! Oh wow you didn't just—and with a straight face!Ohhhhh that was priceless!” So many of the jokes had to be tweaked a little but she was grinning. Nodding to the older man when he left, she swat the priest playfully and tsked as if to scold him. Now wasn't this an odd twist? Messed up and hilarious! ”So can yo use it when you take off the collar and set the bible down then?” She pondered her own thought a moment before she started to giggle as she absently followed him out of the store leaving the poor man behind the counter feeling shocked for the three of them in the first place. That man...poor bugger would probably be an alcoholic by the end of the night. The problem was that she couldn't tell if the priest was joking or not. She was actually enjoying the interaction. Pressing a finger t her lips she looked quite thoughtful in her own way and not all that phased by the idea of showing herself off. ”Humn......I could do that...oooorrr ...you could slip that collar on me ad see who prays better on their hands and knees?” Now who was serious?
(22:58:10 )
In His Name I Do Serve
.: And Thus I clothe my Naked Villainy:.
.:With Old Odd Ends Stolen forth from Holy Writ:.
.:And Seem a Saint when most I Play the Devil:.
In one of the large city center shopping centers says to -:: Why so Serious? ::: *Oh yeah, he was a huge anime fan really, more often than not you could hear him either busting a gut or screaming at some fictional character or other. Hell, the guys at the Vatican had to vacate one of the floors when he got to the end of the first season of Attack On Titan! No freaking basement through the entire thing, and you always swore it was going to be the NEXT episode. There were beer cans suddenly shooting out of places that were least expected for sure. After that, he had sulked for a full week, and the last person who had seen him in confession had come out in tears when she had to do fifty rosaries, a hundred hail maries, and fifty hours of community service. To her, fucking the milk man hadn’t been too bad since her husband left her, but she failed to remember she had confessed to him that she was sleeping with that same milk man before the divorce. So yes, he did know anime quite well in all honesty, and it did sadly sometimes influence him a bit… Always down time… or rather, almost always. He had a day or two to adjust to this place before he REALLY had to go and deal with the Hawaiian Punch puker, and he figured he was going to go and enjoy a full season or two and pretend he was a mushroom during the time. Some Priests chose to fast and pray, but he had learned that it didn’t matter what you did before, it mattered what you did DURING. Praying didn’t count for shit if you didn’t believe it. He had made the comment about the robe which had worked excellently, she was cracking up, and apparently quite hard from what he was seeing. He had no problem saying it with a straight face, it was almost part of the conditioning really, and it also helped him in his job. Hard for a person faking it to keep up the bravado when his face showed no fear, or for the real thing to exploit a weakness if it saw none. He let her swat him for the tease, hey, there was no harm in it after all. Besides, this was amusing, and it was helping him unwind a great deal.*”Toots, you will learn that a lot of people in religion are great actors, they fake being pious while behind the pew they are getting a nob job from Miss Nina up the street!”*He chuckled, getting his package and heading unwrapping it, keeping the dirty mag for himself even now. Her little bit there had him laughing and he shook his head, reaching into this and that pocket as he tried to find his lighter, wondering where it went.*”Dammit did those fucking gypos bick my lighter?! Bloody Pikies! As for that, you know every Father Faps, literally. We can’t have sex, but that doesn’t mean we can’t enjoy a little bit of Rosy Palm and her Five Sisters, we’re only human you know.”*He took out a book of matches at that point, lit up the cigarette, and enjoyed it when she came out with that little on-dit. He turned to her, fag hanging from rather full lips for a man with a side of them turning up a bit as he, for all intents and purposes, seemed to take her up on it.*”Really now?.... I imagine there is all sorts of places I could see you… Between the pews with the crimson colored leather…”*He would take a step towards her, catching her brown eyes with his own golden ones, the color of pure amber with flecks of warm whiskeyed colored brown scattered about here and there. His voice was deeper a bit, just a touch of that Italian accent there, romantic and all too much seduction.*”Right there… On your knees on that little fold out cushion we have for such…delicate knees… Hmmm… Perhaps by the Alter, bending over with a bit of flesh in your mouth…. You… crying out in rapture over… And over… and over again…”*He was almost right next to her, and if she were backing up, he would guide her until she was against a wall. He would tilt his head a bit, still grinning, before pulling the cigarette from his lips and leaning in to whisper by her ear.*”You have no idea… The pleasures to be found with me…”*He would step back for a moment.*”At Mass, of course! Hope your young mind wasn’t imagining all sorts of nasty things, for shame, for shame! I imagine the walls of the confessional might warp a bit when you get in! You should go to Chruch though, partake in the Flesh and Blood of Our Lord, say some prayers for your soul on the nice newly refurbished prayer benches!”*Oh yes, he could come off as some sort of don juan of the cloth, but the next second he could shift gears and make everything you were just thinking he said, into the exact opposite and making the other person seem like a total pervert.*
(23:34:06 )
-:: Why so Serious? ::-
LENA CARTER
With the first link the chain is forged.
The first speech censored, first thought forbidden.
The first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.
In one of the large city center shopping centers says to In His Name I Do Serve.:: It was really easy for Lena to slip into a state where she actually believed that this man was a man and not a bible thumping gospel spouting goblin. He seemed human. Spoke normal like any other man. Admitting the sort of thing that really could get him into trouble with anyone if it went viral. Humn.....that almost sounded like it could be fun. That was a bad thought and she pushed it away as quickly as she could. It really wasn't a nice thing to do and he was being honest wasn't he? Ugh....she always attracted the oddballs. Of course a great deal of this could be her own ego inflating. She smirked when he started cussing though. That was funny. Maybe priests were people too? She hadn't dealt with one before personally but this was starting to feel like an all too familiar situation. She had however been surrounded by subs and dommes more than once in more than one club. She had seen just about everything that way so this was no different than cosplay. Except it was a real priest and not just a costume. This had all the potential in the world to go horribly bad and she knew it! Damn it all he made her feel those butterflies in her stomach rise. The son of a bitch had called her bluff! “Oh I never offered to do---wait, what?” That feeling of being very uncomfortable only seemed to rise when he was getting close and where she did take a step or two back, she was extremely grateful that her coat was as thick as it was. Safety in layers. “You're not a real priest are you?” She wasn't all that sure at this point. What priest swore and smoked and talked about sex? It didn't help that she had went without for about a year. Damn him anyway! When he flipped it though she found herself feeling stupid and face palmed immediately. What a way to throw cold water on someone without actually doing it. UGH! “You scruffy looking Nerf-hearder! You started this! Don't you turn it around like that on me! " Poking a finger hard into his chest, those ruby lips formed a thin unamused line. There was a lot less playfulness in her now and she was beyond embarrassed. She was right into furious with the little game he had clearly won. “I'm not Catholic. I don't care and you—YOU! Can go suck on a dead dog's snow! You stole from me. Mister thou shall not steal. Twisted everything that has come out of my mouth and spoke of lust. That was all on you buddy. You started it! Then...well when I think hey this one might be normal? You pull this?” Ducking down to slip under his arms, she kicked suddenly aiming for his shins. She didn't care if it hurt or not. She had every intention in the world to go home, animate a character that looked just like him and have a football hit it in the balls every five seconds. “Ugh...I'm not even into the priest fetishes you hentai monster! Go away. Keep the damn magazine. I never wanted it anyway!”
10:16:15 )
In His Name I Do Serve
.: And Thus I clothe my Naked Villainy:.
.:With Old Odd Ends Stolen forth from Holy Writ:.
.:And Seem a Saint when most I Play the Devil:.
PRIVATELY whispers to -:: Why so Serious? ::: *The cool thing about the Vatican, was some of the freedoms they allowed their Exorcists, it gave those like himself more freedom to have their own shape rather than fit a mold. Sure, you have your Priests who work at the local church, and those guys look and sound like they haven’t had a shit since Woodstock. Younger ones like himself though, the church realized that times were changing, and having people like himself and others gave them a better grip in the current times and the youth of the world. Besides, he wasn’t exactly allowed to hold mass per say, not any of the Holiday ones anyways. He couldn’t sanctify things like the blood and the flesh, for instance, those were special duties for those who had basically done the deed. He could perform a mass so long as it wasn’t serious, give the last rights, and the entire grab bag of Exorcism. That was it at that point though, so was he a real priest? Yes. Was he what the world expected a priest to be? Uh… Hell no. Hell no and he had given up trying to be a long time ago really. When she started to back up, he pressed the advantage albeit slowly, watching her back up more and more before asking if he was a real priest.*”Oh I assure you I am, we have special licensing and badges and the works… Want me to show you my special seal?”*He would ask, teasing just a bit more, pushing just a bit harder as he played up everything she had said. Oh he was teasing the HELL out of her! Sure, she didn’t deserve it, but technically he hadn’t said a single thing wrong. Perception was such a bitch right? When he finished up and he caught that facepalm, he started to laugh, but apparently she didn’t think it was quite as funny. Hell, she was pissed at that point, stabbing him in the chest as if she were trying to spit him on a steak of some sort.*”You started it technically toots, no matter how you slice this one, you began the game I simply finished it. You know, they say that guilty conscience stings like a bitch, tell me are they right then?”*He would prod a little more, laughing softly as he took another drag, and just let her rage on for a moment.*”Faith doesn’t give two farts if you are one religion or another kid, and lack of faith doesn’t mean that you will be immune from the things in said faith, a little word of advice. After all, just because you are a Quaker for instance, doesn’t mean the assbag with the beamer isn’t going to hit you with his car. Secondly, what in the HELL is normal about a grown ass male who goes into the church and gives up women? That’s entirely Abnormal firstly, not to mention it’s purely unnatural to boot, but we do it as a sign of faith. I am devote, but Nomal? Naaah. That boat left a LONG time ago, though not that it was much to begin with, more of a raft than say…. A cruise liner.”*She would go and kick at his shin, rather than get the front of it though she caught the side of it so not blinding pain but still going to bruise, and he in turn rounded on his heel and planted a boot right on her ass. If she didn’t face plant it in the snow, he would tell her as she walked away.*”By the way, it is impossible to steal something like this magazine, you basically used it as a token for the bathroom remember? Also… miss smart ass… Your copy is still in the store, mine is PlayBoys, yours was the Hustler. You might want to go pick it up, this might be London and all, but sharing nudity with minors is still illegal and I think I just saw this innocent little boy walk right in there…”*He said with a grin, about half way through his smoke, waiting to watch her freak out or keep on stomping. Either way, he pulled out his cellphone and made contact with a few people, asking if the situation had changed. He was always working, he was just a bit of a tease was all, but never enough to merit breaking any vows. Girls like her… When you can’t have sex anymore, you learn to find fun things in unique places at that point, and he took his pleasure in what they called ‘trolling’ other people.*
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